Чууз Уайф ( тоя съм го гледÁл ма! ) (2007 EU REMIX)

Choose life. Choose a career. Choose a career in the ranks of the state administration or a grocery store. Choose petty gossip аbout unhappy famous people, vivid first-hand descriptions of cars you will never touch, confident experiential fantasies of women you will never be near. Choose cursing the politicians you elected, cursing the cops you bribe, cursing your fate you manage, cursing all great powers, conspiring against you. Choose Azis on the 70km/hr bus to Gotse Delchev with crying babies, snoring chichkos, smelly bags, and stacks of tomatoes falling on your head. Choose slapping around your wife, after she makes the salad, in between the
soccer game and the channel One 80’s classic, as you sit with your best mates over full glasses of rakia/palinka/slivovoitza/vodka, enjoy the bliss of nothingness and wait out for the rest of your life to pass you by. Choose the same newspapers, the same topics, the same problems, the same people in charge, laughing at your ...role, the same faces of friends, neighbors, and co-workers, shocked and disappointed as you are of the unexpected lack of divine intervention during their crossroads (oh my!). Choose ugly and breakable shoes and toys for your kids, "pretend" democracy, idiots with power to push you down, showers with cold water, higher prices, stable wages, 4th grade footballers with fame, zombified babas and ridiculous government. Choose 5 leva in the student’s book for the professor. Choose memorizing the license plates of the wrestlers that pass you on the street so you can pretend you know anything about them. Choose red ladas, blue dacias, no silver lining for the gray mice. Choose power failures, gypsy hookers and a national soccer team that sucks. Choose satisfaction with what you have, because someone else did not or does not have it. Choose voting for the ones that promise you everything and pretending to work for the pathetic 'average' wage for the ones that give you nothing. Choose your cousin for the position, your drinking mate for the favor, your friend's friend for the commission. Choose frowning faces, aggressive drivers, defeated old people who can’t afford bread and that makes you feel like you are better than them.

I chose not to choose уайф. But I did not choose something else.

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